“Chicas in Brasil? Ohh, muy beautiful. Nice titties, nice ass.”
Marina and I nod along awkwardly, as the disheveled man who sat down beside us at Kennedy park in Lima, continues to give us travel advice on South America, while people walking by look at the unnatural interaction with apprehension.
“Muy beautiful. But be careful!”
“Why is that?” I respond.
“Nice titties… nice ass… A little cerveza (beer)… a little salsa (dance) – muy bien! Then you take chica home do a little fucky-fucky, and wow…”
“Big dick!” he yells, as he illustrates by the spread of his hands the exact proportions of said member.
“Chica is a gay! Brasilia – so many gay!”
“Ahh, I think I should be alright – I have a girl with me” I quickly rebut while nervously hugging Marina in an effort to end the offensive travel advice spewing out of our new Peruvian friend’s mouth.
Thus, tonight we learned that transvestites are extremely common in Brazil.
According, to this interesting character, anyways.
But such is the advice one commonly gets from others while travelling. That is, very subjective and biased.
For example, before coming to Lima, most of the fellow travelers we met in Ecuador spoke very poorly of Lima. Many would recoil in horror when we announced we’d be staying in the city for 4 nights.
“Oh no! One night is all you will want to spend there” was the typical response.
Many people warned us about how dirty, unsafe, and generally unsavoury this city was.
Only one woman, Ruth, a teacher from Colorado, spoke favorably of Lima; she had apparently extended her stay here during recent travels.
Alas, Ruth was in the minority.
As you might imagine, we arrived in Lima with severe reservations as to what we would encounter. How much worse could it be than Quito?
If you read yesterday, you know that we are already quite enamored with Lima.
We have explored both the Miraflores and Barranco districts of Lima – sure, the 2 places where new money and old money rule, respectively – but both of these places have been immaculately clean. We saw numerous people cleaning the sidewalks, sweeping any garbage, etc.
In terms of general safety, police presence is abundant throughout the Miraflores area. Today, on a weekday, the population at the seaside mall comprised of approximately 2 police officers for every shopper. We both feel generally much safer here than in Quito, Ecuador.
And such is the subjective experience of traveling, and thus the advice one receives.
Because of this subjectivity, I remain doubtful of the notion that all the beautiful chicas in Brazil actually have “big dicks”, as our sketchy new friend suggested.
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